ishipitlikeups: dantheinsane1: ishipitlikeups: Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. Pics or it didn’t happen His name is T.I. He brought me flowers. Obligatory outdoor photos. Here I am, introducing him to friends. A close-up shot of his dashing visage. My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine...
thefunniestpost: lolzpicx: Hysterical!
That morning I heard water being poured into a teapot. The sound was an...– Robert Bly, “The Teapot”
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
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theabominationis2spooky: avengingpotter: camillesaurus: dirtytalkinginenochian: Two bloggers went outside that’s it that’s the joke it’s an inside joke
buttfuckingbrothers: ill never get over this picture
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Saw this article on glamour.com and it was too hilarious not to share.