May 2013
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ishipitlikeups:
dantheinsane1:
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Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.
Pics or it didn’t happen
His name is T.I.
He brought me flowers.
Obligatory outdoor photos.
Here I am, introducing him to friends.
A close-up shot of his dashing visage.
My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine...
Family events
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lolzpicx:
Hysterical!
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April 2013
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“That morning I heard water being poured into a teapot.
The sound was an...”
– Robert Bly, “The Teapot”
March 2013
66 posts
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
hellfirehotchkiss:
thebinarybinary:
i dont...
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avengingpotter:
camillesaurus:
dirtytalkinginenochian:
Two bloggers went outside
that’s it that’s the joke
it’s an inside joke
buttfuckingbrothers:
ill never get over this picture
charlie-in-a-beanie:
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Top 14 Springtime Activities for Couples,... →
Saw this article on glamour.com and it was too hilarious not to share.
