words created by Shakespeare
imagine the first people who read his books
this was one of my favorite movies as a child
(via forever90s)
"That morning I heard water being poured into a teapot.
The sound was an ordinary, daily, cluffy sound.
But all at once, I knew you loved me.
An unheard-of-thing, love audible in water falling."
The sound was an ordinary, daily, cluffy sound.
But all at once, I knew you loved me.
An unheard-of-thing, love audible in water falling."
— Robert Bly, “The Teapot”
(via thefunniestpost)
- (I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
- Me: “So, what will it be?”
- Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
- (There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
- Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”
WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING YOUR STUFF UGH I’LL GET IT
(via thathilariousasian)
(via run-cause-hitler)
