Mother, wife, cat owner, preschool teacher. I like watching entire seasons of tv shows in short periods of time, learning useless trivia, and laughing at adorable animals, sarcastic comments, and random crap.Tumblr (3.0; @lillianmaxwell)http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2edfbea5092bdd4e11d52707bf3edf59/tumblr_mllo5xPXN81s02idlo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>i thought my life was complete … the i saw this and realized just how wrong i had been</p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50779504759http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50779504759Sat, 18 May 2013 22:33:05 -0400slothcatperfectionshh<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c59f19403fcb75665c335f12a3298a12/tumblr_mn0u48W9FG1qgwqw9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>yes. yes yes yes yes!</p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50779372492http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50779372492Sat, 18 May 2013 22:31:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcggffc6Wx1rtnqrso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aprettyattempt.tumblr.com/post/38913750337/aprettyattempt" target="_blank">aprettyattempt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="150" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8a35683223c4867a9179cb96af1b79d/tumblr_mfo1yefzlM1rvl6jno1_250.jpg" width="200"/></p> </blockquote> <p>my life is now complete</p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778986840http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778986840Sat, 18 May 2013 22:25:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/75461c56f682da9cbdc5fcbea738cf3f/tumblr_mmtsp263331qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t stop laughing </p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778976589http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778976589Sat, 18 May 2013 22:25:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpesuu8VlJ1r0ojhto1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778896569http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778896569Sat, 18 May 2013 22:24:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9397e34c83b5726771886c0477e2c8d0/tumblr_mn0wlhs3ni1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>and that’s when you call social services</p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778826327http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778826327Sat, 18 May 2013 22:23:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a12d3765bbef390e0be8f332d7aaa844/tumblr_ml9vjqMZC51qfrua3o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c4f73eff48d15431492f7796dd68448/tumblr_ml9vjqMZC51qfrua3o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitchesbeshippincamren.tumblr.com/post/49994662098/ohtherage-vistale-im-actually-crying-oh" target="_blank">bitchesbeshippincamren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohtherage.tumblr.com/post/49917916932/vistale-im-actually-crying-oh-my-go-d" target="_blank">ohtherage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vistale.tumblr.com/post/48005009909/im-actually-crying" target="_blank">vistale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m actually crying</p> </blockquote> <p>oH MY GO D</p> </blockquote> <p>is this real i need to know if this is real is this real is that a real cat and is that it’s real face someone please tell me</p> </blockquote> <p>this is why photoshop was invented.</p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778792367http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50778792367Sat, 18 May 2013 22:22:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd39dd3e90d10a941e859c12f6c8e7d3/tumblr_mmpag3WgBl1ruon9mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcbrayers.tumblr.com/post/50284568715/yet-another-unrealistic-expectation-for-women" target="_blank">mcbrayers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yet another unrealistic expectation for women</p> </blockquote> <p>how will i ever get my eye to float on my forehead? dammit </p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50609843093http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50609843093Thu, 16 May 2013 19:20:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2736e70f48956580470aaa16c94336f1/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/74978bac4f2fe137e5257ca930d592e3/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Steve Carell<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16ad0ca948f913df6a32d04645a677f8/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> Angelina Jolie<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bf657f0e1bc1f4387dd514a612b32a5/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Keanu Reeves<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/342aafdb51f1bb3f42640d4eb49a308c/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> Leonardo DiCaprio<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/292f848a19fe0462be860f5925fd4528/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> Taylor Swift<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/190b7119f0fd07c281472a45878fdc79/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> Jim Parsons<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5936146d4f56f8eb90531b04ad64118c/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> Robert Downey, Jr.<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba164fe2faa6705acb00919460eed80e/tumblr_mmwyyyGUzi1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Mama June (Honey Boo Boo's Mom)<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50609130047/classic-paintings-recreated-using-modern" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities<br/><br/></strong>[<a href="http://www.worth1000.com/contests/29622/" target="_blank">worth100</a>/<a href="http://laughingsquid.com/classic-paintings-recreated-using-the-faces-of-modern-celebrities/" target="_blank">laughingsquid</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50609651006http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50609651006Thu, 16 May 2013 19:17:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e3f568d9254701d8eaad857d3c33ae1/tumblr_mlsi1qW3v21qgt4c3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb02edf14cb9b27563a8638713fc750a/tumblr_mlsi1qW3v21qgt4c3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50304355325http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50304355325Sun, 12 May 2013 20:49:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92dfd372f30f8e928dd32a48e51268b1/tumblr_mmk6czkgvL1qct9i2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6020a6970dd1ad85a98a878440fa1d68/tumblr_mmk6czkgvL1qct9i2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50296430819/nucl3arw3ss3l-my-mom-is-so-mean-to-me" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nucl3arw3ss3l.tumblr.com/post/50055181671" target="_blank">nucl3arw3ss3l</a>: <span>My mom is so mean to me.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>this is too funny</p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50304308878http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50304308878Sun, 12 May 2013 20:49:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f10236cbc9057daca80a581fdcd4a6ee/tumblr_miaab7SEyI1s0s9y2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50304296291http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/50304296291Sun, 12 May 2013 20:48:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma3v75mGvt1r1vzzeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>pretty much how i do it </p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49638791281http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49638791281Sat, 04 May 2013 21:01:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymq1bX4TP1ql2603o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefunniestpost.com/post/49403957383/hysterical" target="_blank">thefunniestpost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/lve5Y" target="_blank">Hysterical!</a></p> </blockquote>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49406477150http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49406477150Wed, 01 May 2013 21:58:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ishipitlikeups.tumblr.com/post/49236683136/dantheinsane1-ishipitlikeups-nobody-asked-me" target="_blank">ishipitlikeups</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dantheinsane1.tumblr.com/post/48968842177/ishipitlikeups-nobody-asked-me-to-prom-so-i" target="_blank">dantheinsane1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ishipitlikeups.tumblr.com/post/48966308178/nobody-asked-me-to-prom-so-i-took-my-calculator" target="_blank">ishipitlikeups</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nobody asked me to prom, so I took my calculator.</p> </blockquote> <p>Pics or it didn’t happen</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3cee15fcb22db877703077ebe3a78e55/tumblr_inline_mm1ugsHHdW1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>His name is T.I.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/bc31efa9215b1a89acf2273edbe22a14/tumblr_inline_mm1uekLeX01qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>He brought me flowers.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a24fc690f1ccd340e6733786b29f9ccd/tumblr_inline_mm1urjyr1E1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Obligatory outdoor photos.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/53bd15409bae47d9ab943dc8087448e3/tumblr_inline_mm1ul3ZzA51qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Here I am, introducing him to friends.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8f892baf1633323f1461e81648fccc3d/tumblr_inline_mm1umj6XUX1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>A close-up shot of his dashing visage.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0a9de3c8ad406df572f4f426be3079cd/tumblr_inline_mm1uohaAPk1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>My principal talked about it in his weekly email, but he got it wrong. That tux was some damn fine imported silk.</p> </blockquote>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49406379652http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49406379652Wed, 01 May 2013 21:57:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9dce11b6d55d2c1bc75e15adaf417845/tumblr_mm5ebhxCAh1roqv59o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtffunfact.com/post/49405573716/words-created-by-shakespeare" target="_blank">wtf-fun-factss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>words created by Shakespeare</p> <p>imagine the first people who read his books</p> <p><em><strong><a href="http://wtffunfact.com/" target="_blank">WTF FUN FACTS HOME</a></strong></em> / <a href="http://wtffunfact.com/tagged/animals" target="_blank">SEE MORE tagged/  animals  FACTS</a></p> </blockquote>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49405831682http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49405831682Wed, 01 May 2013 21:50:43 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefunniestpost.com/post/49324032103/family-events" target="_blank">thefunniestpost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justfunnypics.net/post/49186271918/family-events" target="_blank">lolzpicx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6934ebb1f802de9c063fb2f373204b0b/tumblr_inline_mkt0mlRgNE1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/lve5Y" target="_blank">Hysterical!</a></p> </blockquote>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49329460461http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49329460461Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:43:42 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f02a139236f89615ca4cab6c3155ca22/tumblr_mkflylnsu01s2ocj0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e00814d699db39774a18bc8da4e02e6/tumblr_mkflylnsu01s2ocj0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1244dd610297ad9cb6bc1d61fb0cd2ba/tumblr_mkflylnsu01s2ocj0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a33581ed71bda7caeddd46a9e8ba22c/tumblr_mkflylnsu01s2ocj0o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f75717ec02685a450d74e1cea2f669bb/tumblr_mkflylnsu01s2ocj0o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0d2827fa2ea4ee41010f5c31207434c/tumblr_mkflylnsu01s2ocj0o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e077f51d1eefe0bb6a570fea18e1cb99/tumblr_mkflylnsu01s2ocj0o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/925573df7f711ba6896d42fa948078f8/tumblr_mkflylnsu01s2ocj0o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>this was one of my favorite movies as a child </p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49329112642http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49329112642Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:39:44 -0400the beatlesa hard day's nightgeorgepaulringojohn<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca82c2c535ae1f5dd1b129697b7a90bd/tumblr_mlvwvrBgkU1qj0196o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49145770656http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49145770656Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:56:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73766e3f5a8e70d8c688df20b9d5555a/tumblr_mlzh1wYBm71qaew3vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#driving #bridge #nyc</p>http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49122357189http://lillianmaxwell.tumblr.com/post/49122357189Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:01:08 -0400bridgedrivingnyc